LOOK AT THE DILDO
GAZE UPON IT FOR IT IS GLORIOUS
And it’s mine. Thank you, heyepiphora, congratulations on 5 years of research and reviewing. Apparently there is still some time in the Massive 5-year Blogaversary Sex Toy Giveaway for any and all interested parties. Do the thing. Do it.
Also, I didn’t know you could tag people on tumblr. *The More You Know*